Alan Crawford
Alan Crawford

Retired, with plenty of time on my hands and a healthy dose of grumpiness. The collection leans into sarcasm, cynicism, and a twisted take on the world. I'm inspired by the likes of Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, and Douglas Adams. Several curious people, really it’s just one, asked me how or where the ideas came from. Thankfully, there’s no clear answer. When the trousers, mind, or weather conditions suit such things, the computer opens, a page appears, and it starts to flow. Wondrously weird, odd, and strange things abound. 

Books

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A Story or Two to Tell (Stories to tell Book #1)

Book #1 from the series: Stories to Tell Collection

A Story or Two to Tell is the presentation of two stories, with my fanciful resume. All read to the eager audience growing in numbers in the aged care complex I could call home. I don’t live in an aged care home just yet and I’m not a psychopath. Even though the stories are aimed at a mature audience, they may sometimes seem immature.

More Stories to Tell (Stories to tell Book #2)

Book #2 from the series: Stories to Tell Collection

More Stories to Tell - Presents two of his more recent stories read to the ever-growing audience at the aged care home. Growing in numbers, of course, not individual size.

“Goings on in Space” is a messy tale of love, sex, space, droids, and mean business types who control the known Universe.

“A Couple that Kills” A young couple living their lives...

Very Odd Short Stories (Stories to tell Book #3)

Book #3 from the series: Stories to Tell Collection

17 stories best described as odd or just plain weird. The perfect distraction from life’s complexity. They aren’t real events but may have some basis in truth. Several curious people (really, it’s just one) asked me how or where the ideas came from. Thankfully, there’s no clear answer. When the trousers, mind, or weather conditions suit such...

Series

A Story or Two to Tell (Stories to tell Book #1)
More Stories to Tell (Stories to tell Book #2)
Very Odd Short Stories (Stories to tell Book #3)
Really Odd Short Stories (Stories to tell Book 4)

Stories to Tell Collection

A collection of weird, strange and eclectic short stories for your reading pleasure. Four eBooks offering very weird short stories, dark humour and satire. All designed to distract you from whatever you were doing. Great for the train, tram or bus, maybe even the loo.

Praise

Darkly humorous and wildly imaginative, A Story or Two to Tell serves up twisted tales with a satirical bite that’s as unsettling as it is entertaining.

– Naomie Barnabas at Goodreads

Reading A Story or Two to Tell by Alan Crawford feels like sitting across from someone who's lived a hundred lives or at least imagined them all in vivid, unapologetic detail. These two stories, though wildly different in tone and content, are bound by a singular voice: one that is wry, brutally honest, darkly comic, and surprisingly tender in the oddest moments.

– Emily Johnson at Goodreads

Alan Crawford’s A Story or Two to Tell is one of those books that makes you stop and wonder, “Who comes up with this stuff?” And then you realize that’s the point. These aren’t ordinary stories. They’re bold, bizarre, unapologetically twisted, and somehow still incredibly entertaining.

– Zoey Clark at Goodreads

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An AI read of A Story or Two to Tell A truly spooky thing has now been

A truly spooky thing has now been published. Maybe just the thing to play while you rest, drive, drink, do your housework, or even get yourself off to sleep. ...

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A fourth eBook - Coming Soon Yes, even more - Really Short Stories is in

Yes, even more - Really Short Stories is in the pipeline now!

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